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The Many Adventures of Tex the Newh attraction at park closing
The Many Adventures of Tex the Newh
June 27, 1997
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Join Newh and your other woodland friends in a nauseating honey-bee monstrosity for a trip around the 176 Acre Wood. You'll help Newh lose all his earthly possessions to a flood, meet heffagumps and noozles, and wonder what you're doing at Nikita Khrushchev's bris!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, fingernail, bowel, heart, chest, or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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