Massive Aguileraland Attraction Database
At right: The Many Adventures of Tex the Newh, a favorite attraction of Benji
The Many Adventures of Tex the Newh
August 24, 1999
Avg. queue length:
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Join Newh and others in a bizarre honey-bee car for a trip around the 100 Riverboat Wood. You'll help Newh have nightmares about a flood, meet heffatumps and zoozles, and crash Darth Vader's wake!
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by people.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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