Massive Cabland Attraction Database
Image: The Many Adventures of Tex the Fooh attraction, October 22, 1976, 2:20 a.m.
The Many Adventures of Tex the Fooh
August 1, 2010
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Three reviews (from "Picturesque Finger" Facebook page)
Join Fooh and pals in a nauseating honey-bee thing for a trip through the 100 Magnet Wood. You'll help Fooh beg for a flood, meet ceffalumps and boozles, and celebrate Marty Sklar's retirement party!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction no more than once.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling or cardiac, hip, or chin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and legs away from the vehicle at various times.
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the short ghost of a former cast member.
- The MEATPASS machines for this attraction were destroyed just for something to do.
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