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The Many Adventures of Steve Jobs the Dew attraction during construction
The Many Adventures of Steve Jobs the Dew
September 6, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces (by "Magical Willow" Twitter stream)
Join Dew and friends in a nauseating honey-bee monstrosity for a trip to the 24 Acre Wood. You'll help Dew look for the country bears, meet yeffalumps and loozles, and wonder what you're doing at Rudyard Kipling's retirement party!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Some cast members report that this attraction is possessed by the sinister haunt of a former cast member.
- The SCIENTIFICPASS machines for this attraction were removed just to make the Internet shut up about them.
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