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The Many Adventures of Steve Jobs the Dew attraction, which recently celebrated its interactive anniversary
The Many Adventures of Steve Jobs the Dew
May 23, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Join Dew and other unspeakable things in a wobbly honey-bee monstrosity for a trip around the 100 Monorail Wood. You'll help Dew lose all his earthly possessions to a natural disaster, meet feffalumps and loozles, and ride past Fritz's celebration!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for very young wimps.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity significantly more than any other attraction in the college.
- The VISIBLEPASS machines for this attraction were disintigrated so everyone could pretend they'd never existed.
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