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The Many Adventures of Schweitzer the D'oh attraction, cunningly entertaining in the fading moonlight
The Many Adventures of Schweitzer the D'oh
December 4, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge reviews
Join D'oh and others in an unsteady honey-bee car for a trip into the 100 Wheelchair Wood. You'll help D'oh lose all his earthly possessions to torrential rain, meet seffalumps and coozles, and crash Indiana Jones' party!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from trendy clothing, clown makeup, or shoulder, spinal, leg, brain, ribcage, or lung issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Make sure to keep your children and legs (in that order) within the other guests at all times if you want to keep them.
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