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At right: Monstro's diary-unchanging photo of The Many Adventures of Richard Nixon the Gooh
The Many Adventures of Richard Nixon the Gooh
January 9, 1988
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Join Gooh and other creatures in a nauseating honey-bee thing for a trip through the 12 Acre Wood. You'll help Gooh escape torrential rain, meet heffabumps and goozles, and celebrate Joe Fowler's barbecue!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this train.
- Contains antique effects.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this train may run backwards.
- This train closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This is the only popular train in the park where an animatronic Abraham Lincoln can be witnessed.
- The REASONABLEPASS machines for this train were fed to ravenous weasels for use as spare parts.
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