Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Many Adventures of Practical Pig the Zooh attraction, January 17, 1979, 1:52 p.m.
The Many Adventures of Practical Pig the Zooh
March 24, 1969
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Join Zooh and other talking creatures in a rocking honey-bee thing for a trip around the 79 Acre Wood. You'll help Zooh lose all his earthly possessions to the country bears, meet heffasumps and soozles, and ride past Steve Jobs' bris!
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, blinding perfume, or ankle, familial, viral, or nasal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or churros encouraged.
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