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Above: The Many Adventures of Michael Eisner the Yooh attraction at first light
The Many Adventures of Michael Eisner the Yooh
May 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces (by "Beautiful Teacher" discussion forum)
Join Yooh and your other woodland friends in a nauseating honey-bee monstrosity for a trip to the 154 Acre Wood. You'll help Yooh lose all his earthly possessions to honey, meet heffanumps and doozles, and ride past Quasimodo's finale!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tim Burton's frozen head is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The MERRYPASS machines for this attraction were disintigrated just to make the Internet shut up about them.
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