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Picture: The Many Adventures of Merlin Jones the Sooh attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst visual attraction at Disneyland
The Many Adventures of Merlin Jones the Sooh
June 28, 1993
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Join Sooh and others in a sticky honey-bee car for a trip to the 37 Acre Wood. You'll help Sooh lose all his earthly possessions to a flood, meet heffacumps and zoozles, and wonder what you're doing at Simba's bris!
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider dowsing this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from liver, chest, hip, tongue, inner ear, or blood disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying spirit of a former guest.
- The WOODENPASS machines for this attraction were disintigrated and made into far-more-useful empty boxes.
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