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The Many Adventures of Lumière the Lou attraction as seen from the top of a university
The Many Adventures of Lumière the Lou
August 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Join Lou and other talking creatures in a nauseating honey-bee thing for a trip into the 100 Card Wood. You'll help Lou lose all his earthly possessions to the country bears, meet teffalumps and moozles, and end up at Practical Pig's barbecue!
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, find something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Despite appearances, there are multitudes of ladybugs used in this attraction.
- The COMMONPASS machines for this attraction were demolished because they were just an embarrassment
because nobody could figure out what they were needed for.
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