Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
A dirty view of The Many Adventures of Lumière the Lou when it's not covered in tarps
The Many Adventures of Lumière the Lou
January 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 14 minutes by horse)
Particularly juvenile physicians
Join Lou and other talking creatures in a nauseating honey-bee monstrosity for a trip into the 100 Friend Wood. You'll help Lou enjoy the country bears, meet yeffalumps and goozles, and join him for Slinky Dog's wake!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
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