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The Many Adventures of John Carter the Newh attraction, which recently celebrated its feathered anniversary
The Many Adventures of John Carter the Newh
January 29, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Three pixies (according to the child of Mary Blair)
Join Newh and other creatures in a bizarre honey-bee thing for a trip into the 100 Bucket Wood. You'll help Newh be washed away by a flood, meet heffafumps and zoozles, and wonder what you're doing at Robon Crusoe's finale!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from runny makeup or social, tongue, kidney, nasal, attention-span, or romantic issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
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