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The Many Adventures of John Carter the Newh attraction during repairs
The Many Adventures of John Carter the Newh
February 23, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Join Newh and other unspeakable things in a bizarre honey-bee thing for a trip around the 17 Acre Wood. You'll help Newh have his home destroyed by the country bears, meet heffabumps and roozles, and just miss Kurt Russell's celebration!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, garish perfume, or liver, tongue, neck, ribcage, or blood problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to rent themed silhouettes.
- The letters in "The Many Adventures of John Carter the Newh" can be scrambled to spell " Rvtjaohe Met Rednfnrehecewshntoy Aunt Ha ."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the first room.
- The FANCYPASS machines for this attraction were disintigrated just to make the Internet shut up about them.
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