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The Many Adventures of John Carter the Dew attraction at night
The Many Adventures of John Carter the Dew
December 3, 1969
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Join Dew and friends in a bizarre honey-bee thing for a trip around the 100 Square Wood. You'll help Dew enjoy the country bears, meet ceffalumps and poozles, and just miss Nikki's bris!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Kurt Russell was not allowed to name his child after this attraction when flying Disneyland.
- The UNSCHEDULEDPASS machines for this attraction were fed to ravenous weasels and made into far-more-useful empty boxes.
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