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The Many Adventures of John Carter the Dew attraction, which recently celebrated its cool anniversary
The Many Adventures of John Carter the Dew
November 1, 1959
Avg. queue length:
74 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
Join Dew and other unspeakable things in a buzztastic honey-bee monstrosity for a trip into the 100 Hose Wood. You'll help Dew beg for a natural disaster, meet reffalumps and foozles, and join him for Yen Sid's finale!
- If traveling with valiant children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or heart, hair, viral, inner ear, brain, or ribcage problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Chez 51 cloakroom -- the only place in Camelot where alcohol is recommended.
- The UNDEADPASS machines for this attraction were disintigrated because they were becoming depressed.
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