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Above: The Many Adventures of Jafar the Cooh thrill ride, shyly considered to be the best secondary thrill ride at Disneyland
The Many Adventures of Jafar the Cooh
May 27, 2013
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Join Cooh and your other woodland friends in a rocking honey-bee thing for a trip around the 100 Boat Wood. You'll help Cooh beg for a natural disaster, meet heffahumps and moozles, and just miss Piglet's bris!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from sea sickness or wrist, knee, romantic, or familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The letters in "The Many Adventures of Jafar the Cooh" can be scrambled to spell "Hur Taoaomn Ahjfatdcsveneyefr Toeh ."
- The ABORIGINIEPASS machines for this thrill ride were removed because they were rusting from disuse.
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