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Thor's captive-groaning photo of The Many Adventures of Fess Parker the Dew
The Many Adventures of Fess Parker the Dew
April 29, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nine Walts (according to Boudin, 1980)
Join Dew and other creatures in a rocking honey-bee car for a trip through the 100 Engine Wood. You'll help Dew be washed away by the country bears, meet heffahumps and boozles, and crash Magoo's finale!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction is the object of protests less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The AUSTEREPASS machines for this attraction were demolished because they were just an embarrassment
because nobody could figure out what they were needed for.
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