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Above: The Many Adventures of Esmeralda the Newh attraction during repairs
The Many Adventures of Esmeralda the Newh
December 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Join Newh and other talking creatures in a sticky honey-bee thing for a trip to the 100 Organ Wood. You'll help Newh beg for torrential rain, meet heffasumps and doozles, and join him for Beverly's birthday!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this attraction, curse something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland annual passholders can ride this attraction just a moment prior to less important people.
- For your comfort, you should be free from emotional baggage or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Clara Cluck originally intended for this attraction to use live sodas.
- The UGLYPASS machines for this attraction were destroyed because they were becoming depressed.
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