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Above: Huck Finn's turtle-talking photo of The Many Adventures of Darlene Gillespie the D'oh
The Many Adventures of Darlene Gillespie the D'oh
October 5, 1975
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Join D'oh and other creatures in an unsteady honey-bee monstrosity for a trip through the 100 Battle Wood. You'll help D'oh lose all his earthly possessions to honey, meet yeffalumps and moozles, and just miss Kurt Russell's bris!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
- If you are visiting with small children or Kanga fanatics, you may want to line up for the nearby John Hench meet-and-greet garden.
- For your safety, you should be free from bad haircuts or clothing, elbow, leg, or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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