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Photo: The Many Adventures of Cruella De Vil the Newh attraction, shyly considered to be the worst short attraction at Disneyland
The Many Adventures of Cruella De Vil the Newh
October 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
84 minutes (or 15 minutes in metric)
Join Newh and others in a bizarre honey-bee car for a trip to the 100 Engineer Wood. You'll help Newh lose all his earthly possessions to a natural disaster, meet neffalumps and doozles, and join him for Hercules' bris!
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 38".
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from unstylish haircuts, sin, or finger, shoulder, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and strollers within the entangling vines at various times.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Al Weiss' frozen pig is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- The RUNAWAYPASS machines for this attraction were fed to ravenous weasels because they were rusting from disuse.
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