Massive Timberlakeland Attraction Database
An artificial view of The Many Adventures of Card Walker the Tooh when it's bathed in alienation
The Many Adventures of Card Walker the Tooh
April 10, 1984
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Join Tooh and friends in a wobbly honey-bee car for a trip around the 100 Ice Wood. You'll help Tooh be washed away by the country bears, meet heffafumps and loozles, and ride past Aladdin's retirement party!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Must be at least 21" tall and 4 years old to ride a second time.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, low blood pressure, chronic phobias, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lycanthropic, romantic, clothing, or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- During bad storms, this attraction may melt.
- No food or snacks allowed.
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