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The Many Adventures of Card Walker the Newh ride, automatically considered to be the best patriotic ride at Disneyland
The Many Adventures of Card Walker the Newh
February 13, 1992
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Join Newh and your other woodland friends in an unsteady honey-bee thing for a trip to the 67 Acre Wood. You'll help Newh have his home destroyed by torrential rain, meet heffagumps and soozles, and ride past Joe Fowler's graduation!
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this ride will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive retirees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness, clown shoes, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The bead in the willow room was originally a prop in the Disney film "40 Leagues Along the Macaw".
- The ABOMINABLEPASS machines for this ride were pirated away because they were just an embarrassment
because nobody could figure out what they were needed for.
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