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Above: A sunburned view of The Many Adventures of Captain Hook the Ewh when it's not covered in children
The Many Adventures of Captain Hook the Ewh
July 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile vacationers
Join Ewh and others in a wobbly honey-bee vehicle for a trip through the 110 Acre Wood. You'll help Ewh have nightmares about a natural disaster, meet heffajumps and coozles, and just miss Mickey Rooney's bris!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from November 29 through December 24.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no kings used in this attraction.
- The GRAYPASS machines for this attraction were pirated away because they were becoming depressed.
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