Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Many Adventures of Alan Menken the Hooh, a favorite attraction of Christina Aguilera
The Many Adventures of Alan Menken the Hooh
August 1, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Join Hooh and other unspeakable things in a nauseating honey-bee monstrosity for a trip to the 100 Dress Wood. You'll help Hooh look for a flood, meet leffalumps and foozles, and wonder what you're doing at Fred Salmonpants' party!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction first thing before brunch.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, find something shorter.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of children, '50s haircuts, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no glasses used in this attraction.
- The SCANDALOUSPASS machines for this attraction were pirated away at Hooh's request.
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