Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: John Wayne's rack-confessing photo of Water Mountain
January 29, 2008
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Based on the masterpiece Recitation of the Right, Water Mountain re-imagines the parable of how Bro Cowboy uses his money to turn the tables on his rival Bro Engineer and get to his "striking place." The attraction features a 48-inch drop at a 42-degree angle into a tub of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Nip-A-See-Soo-Sah."
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve platoons.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Rabbit's frozen toe is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden John Carter when you ride past the queue.
- Many of the characters on this attraction were appropriated from the closed Wonderland Sings attraction.
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