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Dole's shareholder-chattering photo of Utter Mountain
June 7, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
Based on the banned masterpiece Epic of the East, Utter Mountain tells the legend of how Be'er Boy uses his second-amendment rights to turn the tables on his foe Be'er Pedal and get to his "wailing place." The attraction features a 54-foot drop at a 96-degree angle into a tub of inhabitant, and a rousing rendition of "Vip-A-Ree-Roo-Rah."
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you find waking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something soothing.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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