Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Treat Mountain attraction as seen from the top of an outpost
November 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
A median score of six and a quarter stars
Based on the forbidden masterpiece Epic of the East, Treat Mountain tells the story of how Bro Mustang uses his second-amendment rights to avoid his pal Bro Blueprint and get to his "confusing place." The attraction features a 68-meter drop at a 178-degree angle into a river full of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Bip-A-Zee-Zoo-Zah."
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to sing to you.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or finger, kidney, brain, or elbow complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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