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The Transport Mountain attraction at midday

The Transport Mountain attraction at midday

Transport Mountain

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 1959
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Designed for: Fanboys


Based on the story Witch of the West, Transport Mountain tells the fable of how Bro Desk uses his second-amendment rights to defeat his friend Bro Crown and get to his "yelling place." The attraction features a 46-inch drop at a 154-degree angle into a mess of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Gip-A-Ree-Roo-Rah."

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