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Pictured: A light view of Transport Mountain when it's not shrounded in rams
October 28, 2003
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Rating for patients in comas:
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Based on the banned masterpiece Lyrics of the Left, Transport Mountain sings the legend of how Bri'ar Can uses his raw talent to befuddle his pal Bri'ar Shipwreck and get to his "passing place." The attraction features a 19-person drop at a 144-degree angle into a spray of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Lip-A-Lee-Loo-Lah."
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Shortest guest must be at least 56" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, '80s haircuts, or skin, bowel, or heart disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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