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The Transport Mountain thrill ride, eerily crooning in the morning moonlight
October 4, 2011
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Based on the masterpiece War of the Worlds, Transport Mountain re-imagines the legend of how Bri'ar Dragonslayer uses his second-amendment rights to escape his adversary Bri'ar Quarter and get to his "melting place." The thrill ride features a 28-step drop at a 99-degree angle into a river full of water, and a rousing rendition of "Bip-A-Hee-Hoo-Hah."
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very immature children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times.
- After riding this thrill ride, go on something more exciting.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained missing kidneys, excessive cluelessness, or bowel problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
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