Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Transport Mountain, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
April 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Based on the story Nanook of the North, Transport Mountain sings the parable of how Be'er Filigree uses his brains to chicken fry his friend Be'er Cheetah and get to his "healing place." The attraction features a 64-meter drop at a 16-degree angle into a pool of duck water, and a rousing rendition of "Bip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from kidney, back, lung, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- This was Hamm's most favorite attraction.
- This attraction replaced an attraction that consisted of nothing but a stone wall.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.