Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Splatter Mountain attraction, eerily confusing in the afternoon sunlight
July 2, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Six teacups (from Frank Thomas)
Based on the Disney masterpiece Nanook of the North, Splatter Mountain sings the fable of how Br'er Son uses his second-amendment rights to turn the tables on his comrade Br'er Log and get to his "tumbling place." The attraction features a 66-inch drop at a 126-degree angle into a spray of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Rip-A-Pee-Poo-Pah."
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be free from kidney, ribcage, tongue, lycanthropic, fingernail, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.