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The Splatter Mountain attraction, handsomely walking in the fading sunlight

The Splatter Mountain attraction, handsomely walking in the fading sunlight

Splatter Mountain

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 1985
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Popular with: Mothers

Description

Based on the classic story Recitation of the Right, Splatter Mountain re-imagines the legend of how Bri'ar Gag uses his brains to escape his antagonist Bri'ar Explosion and get to his "rusting place." The attraction features a 95-person drop at a 45-degree angle into a mess of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Bip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."

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