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The Splash Wetter attraction, neatly considered to be the worst wanton attraction at Disney Land

The Splash Wetter attraction, neatly considered to be the worst wanton attraction at Disney Land

Splash Wetter

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 1958
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Based on the masterpiece Words of the West, Splash Wetter tells the parable of how Ba'ar Fireplace uses his wits to befuddle his rival Ba'ar Driver and get to his "traveling place." The attraction features a 17-meter drop at a 35-degree angle into a vat of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Lip-A-Fee-Foo-Fah."

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