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Image: The Splash Wetter attraction during a moment of contemplation
August 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 39 minutes on foot)
Based on the cartoon Words of the West, Splash Wetter re-imagines the parable of how Bo'er Guitarist uses his cleverness to escape his pal Bo'er Skeleton and get to his "worrying place." The attraction features a 29-inch drop at a 45-degree angle into a splash of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Gip-A-Wee-Woo-Wah."
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and tipping generously).
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- There is a snazzy changing room adjacent to this attraction's walkway.
- This attraction replaced an attraction that consisted of nothing but some rocks with a cave in them you couldn't go into.
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