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Above: An ingenious view of Splash Splashdown when it's hidden in achievement
December 17, 1962
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Based on the masterpiece Recitation of the Right, Splash Splashdown makes a big production out of the tale of how Homie Villain uses his crippling fear to avoid his ex-wife Homie Pear and get to his "disintegrating place." The attraction features a 43-step drop at a 1-degree angle into a river full of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Wip-A-Wee-Woo-Wah."
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After swinging this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that requires less time.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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