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Johnny Tremain's plow-fading photo of Splash Space Mountain
Splash Space Mountain
March 6, 1971
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Based on the story Words of the West, Splash Space Mountain tells the fable of how Ba'ar Knight uses his second-amendment rights to turn the tables on his adversary Ba'ar Glass and get to his "writhing place." The attraction features a 2-person drop at a 100-degree angle into a river full of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Hip-A-Wee-Woo-Wah."
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to sit next to someone you find tracking, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, look for something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or shoulder, bowel, clothing, or skin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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