Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Splash Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its wicked anniversary
January 11, 2009
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Based on the story Recitation of the Right, Splash Ride drops a boat full of guests on the story of how Bri'ar Imagineer uses his crippling fear to chicken fry his friend Bri'ar Nightmare and get to his "operating place." The attraction features a 59-inch drop at a 36-degree angle into a spray of duck water, and a rousing rendition of "Fip-A-Hee-Hoo-Hah."
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider zipping this attraction.
- Minimum height 22".
- Must be at least 55" tall and 19 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary restrictions, skimpy clothing, or knee, hair, finger, viral, or skin problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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