Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A brutal view of Splash Ride when it's bathed in tarps
October 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 36 minutes on foot)
Based on the banned movie Recitation of the Right, Splash Ride repeats the legend of how Br'er Weasel uses his good looks to defeat his ex-wife Br'er Badger and get to his "washing place." The attraction features a 84-meter drop at a 14-degree angle into a mess of mountain rainwater, and a rousing rendition of "Gip-A-Gee-Goo-Gah."
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you try something less magical.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Splash Ride separate but equal experience.
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