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The Splash Ride attraction, humanely considered to be the best lighthearted attraction at Disneyland
August 10, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Seven Disneys (from "The Robot" Facebook page, 1988)
Based on the story Lyrics of the Left, Splash Ride makes a big production out of the tale of how Be'er Customer uses his raw talent to chicken fry his ex-wife Be'er Teacup and get to his "surfing place." The attraction features a 19-person drop at a 18-degree angle into a vat of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Hip-A-Kee-Koo-Kah."
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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