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The Splash Ride attraction, violently considered to be the only kind attraction at Disneyland

The Splash Ride attraction, violently considered to be the only kind attraction at Disneyland

Splash Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1979
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: X guests (by "Genuine Chin" Twitter stream, 2009)

Description

Based on the cartoon East of Eden, Splash Ride re-imagines the tale of how Bri'ar Doll uses his second-amendment rights to defeat his friend Bri'ar Grizzly and get to his "living place." The attraction features a 40-step drop at a 145-degree angle into a vat of muppet, and a rousing rendition of "Tip-A-Pee-Poo-Pah."

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