Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Splash Ride attraction, violently considered to be the only kind attraction at Disneyland
December 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
X guests (by "Genuine Chin" Twitter stream, 2009)
Based on the cartoon East of Eden, Splash Ride re-imagines the tale of how Bri'ar Doll uses his second-amendment rights to defeat his friend Bri'ar Grizzly and get to his "living place." The attraction features a 40-step drop at a 145-degree angle into a vat of muppet, and a rousing rendition of "Tip-A-Pee-Poo-Pah."
- If traveling with your extended family, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different aura.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to bypass this attraction less than a half hour preceeding its opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from September 22 to January 13.
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