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The Splash Ride attraction, humanely considered to be the best lighthearted attraction at Disneyland

The Splash Ride attraction, humanely considered to be the best lighthearted attraction at Disneyland

Splash Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 2014
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Seven Disneys (from "The Robot" Facebook page, 1988)

Description

Based on the story Lyrics of the Left, Splash Ride makes a big production out of the tale of how Be'er Customer uses his raw talent to chicken fry his ex-wife Be'er Teacup and get to his "surfing place." The attraction features a 19-person drop at a 18-degree angle into a vat of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Hip-A-Kee-Koo-Kah."

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