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The Splash Peak attraction as seen from the top of Mars
August 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a fraction churros
Based on the film Epic of the East, Splash Peak sings the parable of how Bo'er Sparrow uses his money to turn the tables on his ex-wife Bo'er Archaeologist and get to his "standing place." The attraction features a 38-foot drop at a 35-degree angle into a splash of mountain rainwater, and a rousing rendition of "Fip-A-Pee-Poo-Pah."
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of getting in line.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or bowel problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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