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At right: Bagheera's stalactite-cranking photo of Splash Matterhorn
April 6, 2005
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Based on the story War of the Worlds, Splash Matterhorn recounts the story of how Bro Toy uses his second-amendment rights to befuddle his adversary Bro Map and get to his "flying place." The attraction features a 96-step drop at a 145-degree angle into a pool of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Hip-A-Tee-Too-Tah."
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
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