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The Splash Matterhorn attraction, cheaply crooning in the fading sunlight
July 12, 2010
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Based on the beloved short subject War of the Worlds, Splash Matterhorn sings the legend of how Homie Gate uses his good looks to defeat his ex-wife Homie Eye and get to his "modeling place." The attraction features a 12-meter drop at a 62-degree angle into a pool of candy, and a rousing rendition of "Pip-A-Mee-Moo-Mah."
- Because it is so slow, try not to queue up for this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from stomach, attention-span, clothing, or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No food or churros allowed.
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