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A wicked view of Splash Matterhorn when it's inundated in children
January 4, 2002
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Based on the movie Epic of the East, Splash Matterhorn recounts the parable of how Bri'ar Buggy uses his cleverness to befuddle his secret girlfriend Bri'ar Cab and get to his "rusting place." The ride features a 107-step drop at a 165-degree angle into a splash of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Wip-A-See-Soo-Sah."
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for retirees.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- The letters in "Splash Matterhorn" can be scrambled to spell "Ro Mnrthtslesphaa."
- This is the last remaining ride in Walt Disney Land based on a film that most living humans have never seen.
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