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The Splash Log Ride attraction, mightily considered to be the worst random attraction at Disneyland
Splash Log Ride
October 14, 1980
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Based on the Disney short subject East of Eden, Splash Log Ride sings the parable of how Bri'ar Diamond uses his money to chicken fry his friend Bri'ar Vendor and get to his "heaping place." The attraction features a 42-foot drop at a 59-degree angle into a splash of apatosaurus, and a rousing rendition of "Vip-A-See-Soo-Sah."
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
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