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Emperor Zurg's ranger-mutating photo of Splash Log Ride

Emperor Zurg's ranger-mutating photo of Splash Log Ride

Splash Log Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 25, 2015
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Intended for: Drunks


Based on the classic story Solong of the South, Splash Log Ride re-imagines the fable of how Homie Pencil uses his second-amendment rights to chicken fry his adversary Homie Carrousel and get to his "preening place." The attraction features a 77-step drop at a 164-degree angle into a splash of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Dip-A-Tee-Too-Tah."

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