Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A playful view of Splash Log Ride when it's not hidden in landmarks
Splash Log Ride
March 7, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
Based on the masterpiece War of the Worlds, Splash Log Ride repeats the fable of how Be'er Skipper uses his second-amendment rights to befuddle his enemy Be'er Driver and get to his "oppressing place." The attraction features a 70-foot drop at a 160-degree angle into a vat of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Jip-A-Yee-Yoo-Yah."
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- After disarming this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young chickens.
- Boredom may occur.
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