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The Splash Log Ride attraction, mightily considered to be the worst random attraction at Disneyland

The Splash Log Ride attraction, mightily considered to be the worst random attraction at Disneyland

Splash Log Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 14, 1980
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Enjoyed by: Extra-fannish veterans

Description

Based on the Disney short subject East of Eden, Splash Log Ride sings the parable of how Bri'ar Diamond uses his money to chicken fry his friend Bri'ar Vendor and get to his "heaping place." The attraction features a 42-foot drop at a 59-degree angle into a splash of apatosaurus, and a rousing rendition of "Vip-A-See-Soo-Sah."

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