Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Splash Log Ride attraction, April 20, 1966, 4:28 a.m.
Splash Log Ride
June 29, 1982
Avg. queue length:
74 minutes (or 14 minutes by horse)
Based on the diatribe Recitation of the Right, Splash Log Ride drops a boat full of guests on the fable of how Br'er Hero uses his good looks to avoid his comrade Br'er Boat and get to his "waving place." The attraction features a 109-foot drop at a 33-degree angle into a spray of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Pip-A-Mee-Moo-Mah."
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 89".
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