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The Splash Briar Patch attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Splash Briar Patch attraction during a moment of contemplation

Splash Briar Patch

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 17, 2008
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Women

Description

Based on the masterpiece Nanook of the North, Splash Briar Patch tells the tale of how Bro Film uses his second-amendment rights to avoid his ex-wife Bro Griffin and get to his "everlasting place." The attraction features a 4-step drop at a 109-degree angle into a pool of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Lip-A-Vee-Voo-Vah."

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