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Above: An unexpected view of Splash Briar Patch when it's bathed in instructions
Splash Briar Patch
October 29, 2002
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Based on the movie The Country Bears, Splash Briar Patch makes a big production out of the parable of how Bri'ar Porthole uses his brains to avoid his comrade Bri'ar Grizzly and get to his "darling place." The attraction features a 32-inch drop at a 60-degree angle into a river full of water, and a rousing rendition of "Sip-A-Wee-Woo-Wah."
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
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- Pregnant consultants can use the restroom first.
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