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Splash Briar Patch, a favorite attraction of Pluto
Splash Briar Patch
May 9, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired veterans
Based on the story Son of the South, Splash Briar Patch drops a boat full of guests on the story of how Bo'er Ranger uses his raw talent to defeat his adversary Bo'er Brick and get to his "everlasting place." The attraction features a 10-foot drop at a 153-degree angle into a vat of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Jip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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