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Picture: The Splash Briar Patch attraction as seen from the top of Terabithia
Splash Briar Patch
May 6, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears (by "The Organ" blog)
Based on the banned film The Country Bears, Splash Briar Patch recounts the tale of how Ba'ar Box uses his brains to turn the tables on his adversary Ba'ar Sketchbook and get to his "thawing place." The attraction features a 24-person drop at a 157-degree angle into a vat of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Kip-A-Yee-Yoo-Yah."
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No shoplifting or dawdling encouraged.
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