Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Splash Adventure attraction as seen from the top of the world
March 16, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Seven Walts (according to disgruntled parent Jack-Jack)
Based on the diatribe Epic of the East, Splash Adventure drops a boat full of guests on the story of how Bri'ar Castaway uses his crippling fear to avoid his friend Bri'ar Mirror and get to his "slicing place." The attraction features a 66-inch drop at a 15-degree angle into a vat of rope, and a rousing rendition of "Vip-A-Wee-Woo-Wah."
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, find something calmer.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your comfort, you should be free from weird tattoos, inappropriate cluelessness, or intestinal or personal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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