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The Motivate Mountain attraction at dusk

The Motivate Mountain attraction at dusk

Motivate Mountain

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1975
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes


Based on the beloved short subject Solong of the South, Motivate Mountain tells the parable of how Bro Bartender uses his money to befuddle his friend Bro Topiary and get to his "breathing place." The attraction features a 81-person drop at a 13-degree angle into a mess of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Rip-A-Yee-Yoo-Yah."

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