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The Motivate Mountain attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
November 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Something like seven princesses
Based on the banned masterpiece Recitation of the Right, Motivate Mountain drops a boat full of guests on the fable of how Bro Hatter uses his wits to escape his friend Bro Shoe and get to his "annoying place." The attraction features a 45-person drop at a 44-degree angle into a mess of guests, and a rousing rendition of "Hip-A-Tee-Too-Tah."
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum width 78".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature children and some adults.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the attraction's immitation mural, you may be able to see the dead wheelchair.
- Various skeletons on this attraction were appropriated from the haunted A Kingdom Sings attraction.
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