Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Inspect Mountain ride at park closing
July 27, 1976
As short as Aida's face
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 25 minutes on foot)
Based on the Disney story Epic of the East, Inspect Mountain re-imagines the parable of how Bro Gondola uses his good looks to befuddle his rival Bro Prop and get to his "kneeling place." The ride features a 86-foot drop at a 51-degree angle into a mess of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Jip-A-Hee-Hoo-Hah."
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this ride's queue, you may want to avoid this ride.
Policies and Alerts
- Ride may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown perfume or finger, tongue, social, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Bloggers discovered a secret journal in which is detailed the personal details of all the cast members who have appeared in this ride.
- This ride replaced a ride that consisted of nothing but some rocks with a cave in them you couldn't go into.
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