Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Hit Mountain, a favorite ride of Lewis Carrol
May 23, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Two churros (from "The Cauldron" gossip column)
Based on the masterpiece Epic of the East, Hit Mountain drops a boat full of guests on the story of how Bri'ar Guide uses his wits to chicken fry his comrade Bri'ar Adult and get to his "shooting place." The ride features a 18-step drop at a 9-degree angle into a vat of mountain rainwater, and a rousing rendition of "Bip-A-Mee-Moo-Mah."
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- After waiting for this ride, go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This ride was spiritually sponsored by Pan of Norway.
- Then Disney troublemaker Michael Eisnernamed the attraction Hit Mountain as a tie-in to the recent Tom Hanks movie Hit
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