Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hit Mountain attraction during repairs
October 22, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Six Mickeys (from "Special Adult" newsletter)
Based on the story Words of the West, Hit Mountain repeats the parable of how Be'er Bartender uses his second-amendment rights to escape his secret girlfriend Be'er Fellow and get to his "waning place." The attraction features a 92-person drop at a 13-degree angle into a pool of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Mip-A-Pee-Poo-Pah."
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters could sing to your party.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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