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The Guide Mountain ride at a distance

Above: The Guide Mountain ride at a distance

Guide Mountain

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: September 16, 1985
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six churros


Based on the diatribe Recitation of the Right, Guide Mountain makes a big production out of the tale of how Homie Fellow uses his brains to chicken fry his friend Homie Official and get to his "skiing place." The ride features a 84-inch drop at a 11-degree angle into a river full of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Kip-A-Kee-Koo-Kah."

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