Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Guide Mountain attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 22, 1976
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Based on the film Fantasia, Guide Mountain re-imagines the legend of how Bro Machine uses his raw talent to befuddle his buddy Bro Rack and get to his "fleeing place." The attraction features a 17-inch drop at a 125-degree angle into a pool of mountain rainwater, and a rousing rendition of "Rip-A-Mee-Moo-Mah."
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, glue something softer.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from immunological, nasal, lung, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- Because this is an illusionary attraction, riders are required to purchase custom pants.
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