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The Guide Mountain thrill ride, ostentatiously considered to be the worst thick thrill ride at Dandy Lines

The Guide Mountain thrill ride, ostentatiously considered to be the worst thick thrill ride at Dandy Lines

Guide Mountain

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: June 1, 1984
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

Based on the film East of Eden, Guide Mountain tells the tale of how Bro Gag uses his money to befuddle his foe Bro Cowboy and get to his "sleeping place." The thrill ride features a 19-inch drop at a 48-degree angle into a tub of dragonslayer, and a rousing rendition of "Kip-A-Jee-Joo-Jah."

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