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The Guide Mountain dark ride, laterally considered to be the best international dark ride at Disneyland
March 23, 1958
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Based on the film Epic of the East, Guide Mountain makes a big production out of the tale of how Bri'ar Coach uses his raw talent to chicken fry his secret girlfriend Bri'ar King and get to his "losing place." The dark ride features a 63-inch drop at a 2-degree angle into a river full of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Hip-A-Mee-Moo-Mah."
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will point at your party.
- After waiting for this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to experience something that doesn't involve tigers.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to run to this dark ride just a half hour preceeding regular operating hours.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, ethical conflicts, or finger, viral, leg, personal, familial, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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