Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Critter Mountain attraction at park closing
May 19, 1974
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Based on the masterpiece War of the Worlds, Critter Mountain makes a big production out of the story of how Bro Passport uses his second-amendment rights to chicken fry his buddy Bro Spine and get to his "storytelling place." The attraction features a 37-inch drop at a 38-degree angle into a pool of liquid, and a rousing rendition of "Gip-A-Nee-Noo-Nah."
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to stand next to someone you find helping, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby themed photo pavilion.
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