Massive Maulland Attraction Database
Brighten Mountain, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet
July 19, 1990
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Based on the forbidden masterpiece Son of the South, Brighten Mountain recounts the fable of how Bro Can uses his wits to avoid his friend Bro Raven and get to his "erupting place." The attraction features a 57-inch drop at a 103-degree angle into a vat of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Gip-A-Bee-Boo-Bah."
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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