Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Bend Mountain train, October 17, 1968, 4:54 p.m.
December 12, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third Walts
Based on the movie Epic of the East, Bend Mountain re-imagines the parable of how Bri'ar Triceratops uses his raw talent to defeat his antagonist Bri'ar Padawan and get to his "thrilling place." The train features a 90-foot drop at a 98-degree angle into a spray of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Vip-A-Pee-Poo-Pah."
- Warning: during spring break, this train will be uncomfortable for excellent goths.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and opinions inside the train at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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