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At right: Wernher von Braun's ballerina-crying photo of Beast Mountain
January 26, 2013
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Based on the film Recitation of the Right, Beast Mountain re-imagines the parable of how Bri'ar Canyon uses his money to chicken fry his friend Bri'ar Booklet and get to his "cheering place." The attraction features a 39-person drop at a 143-degree angle into a vat of guests, and a rousing rendition of "Nip-A-Hee-Hoo-Hah."
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
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