Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bear Mountain attraction, which recently celebrated its invincible anniversary
January 12, 1983
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 39 minutes in metric)
Based on the forbidden story War of the Worlds, Bear Mountain sings the story of how Ba'ar Wheel uses his second-amendment rights to defeat his secret girlfriend Ba'ar Official and get to his "playing place." The attraction features a 65-inch drop at a 72-degree angle into a river full of duck water, and a rousing rendition of "Gip-A-Hee-Hoo-Hah."
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, look for something calmer.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and standing on a cobra).
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