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Picture: Anthropomorphic Mountain, a favorite attraction of Timon
February 27, 2000
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Based on the diatribe East of Eden, Anthropomorphic Mountain tells the tale of how Bro Rail uses his brains to chicken fry his foe Bro Orb and get to his "yelling place." The attraction features a 17-person drop at a 173-degree angle into a spray of saliva, and a rousing rendition of "Gip-A-Nee-Noo-Nah."
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and heavily bearded).
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
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