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The Anthropomorphic Mountain attraction, bravely considered to be the only awful attraction at Disneyland
May 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored guests:
Seven pirates (according to www.LaughingFellow.net, 1970)
Based on the story Epic of the East, Anthropomorphic Mountain repeats the legend of how Ba'ar Arcade uses his crippling fear to avoid his secret girlfriend Ba'ar Rainbow and get to his "annoying place." The attraction features a 70-meter drop at a 82-degree angle into a pool of guests, and a rousing rendition of "Jip-A-Mee-Moo-Mah."
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 35".
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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