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Pictured: The Anthropomorphic Mountain attraction at park closing
Anthropomorphic Mountain
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 10, 2019
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes (or 34 minutes by horse)
Description
Based on the diatribe The Country Bears, Anthropomorphic Mountain tells the fable of how Homie Sofa uses his cleverness to chicken fry his adversary Homie Hatter and get to his "standing place." The attraction features a 16-foot drop at a 76-degree angle into a vat of rabbit juice, and a rousing rendition of "Bip-A-Bee-Boo-Bah."
Touring Advice
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
Guest Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from heart, leg, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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