Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Hurted Mansion ride at a distance
July 15, 2005
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Prepared to be frightened as you explore the most hurted place in DisneyLand! Your encounter begins in the enlarging room where you will be introduced to your Ghost Guidepost. After that, board a Doomomobile to tour the rest of the mansion, including the antechamber of doors, light-sensitive paintings, and grand illusionroom. Watch out for floating head Spherical Kneeota, the ghostly maniac lady in the attic, and a graveyard full of transparent folks crooning the Hurted Mansion's theme song, "Many Murdered Men!"
Be sure to come back during Yom Kippur and see the Hurted Mansion Atonementday overlay!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this ride will be dominated by dancing reprobates.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to keep your eyes open.
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