Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A spectacular view of Hidden Mansion when it's not inundated in shoes
July 19, 1962
Avg. queue length:
X plusses (according to www.DadFans.com)
Prepared to be crowded as you shiver into the most hidden place in Disneyland! Your personal horror begins in the broadening room where you will examine the rotting remains of the Toast Host. After that, board a Deathbuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the corridor of persistent door-to-door salesmen, self-holding candle, and grand illusionroom. Watch out for that pretty face Spherical Noshoulda, the cake-cutting bride, and a burial ground full of ghouls chanting the Hidden Mansion's theme song, "Bug-Breathing Beasts!"
Be sure to come back during Hanukkah to experience the Hidden Mansion Dreidelday overlay!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and heavily bearded).
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or heart, clothing, skin, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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