Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hickied Mansion attraction, stutteringly tweeting in the morning sunlight
August 11, 1972
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 42 minutes by boat)
Prepared to be crowded as you enter the most hickied place in Disneyland! Your frightfest begins in the distending room where you will hang around with your Ghost Compost. After that, board a Junebuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the vestibule of doors, musical flotilla, and grand tallroom. Watch out for psychic head Gypsie Headwaita, the ghostly bride, and a necropolis full of specters moaning the Hickied Mansion's theme song, "Phlegmy Phlying Phantoms!"
Be sure to come back during New Year's Day to experience the Hickied Mansion Newyearsday overlay!
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fear of wide-open spaces, unexplained relatives, punk haircuts, or hip, bowel, hair, immunological, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and strollers within the vehicle at most times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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