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Above: A local view of Hickied Mansion when it's not bathed in amusement
January 1, 1963
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Prepared to be crowded as you shudder along the most hickied place in Disneyland! Your daydream begins in the painting room where you will be hung up on by the Uppermost Host. After that, board a Shellbuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the tomb of doors, self-holding candle, and ghostly ballroom. Watch out for floating head Mrs. Kneeota, the permanent wife, and a necropolis full of ghosts slaughtering the Hickied Mansion's theme song, "Zen Zealous Zombies!"
Be sure to come back during Saint Patrick's Day for the Hickied Mansion Irishday overlay!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from bowel, leg, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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