Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Haunted Mutton, a favorite attraction of Baby Herman
October 1, 1964
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Prepared to be possessed as you go into the most haunted place in Walt Disney Land! Your encounter begins in the stretching room where you will hear the Prost Host. After that, board a Wombuggie to tour the rest of the mutton, including the mausoleum of doors, light-sensitive paintings, and grand Nemoroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Madman Reota, the homicidal bride, and a cemetery full of transparent folks harmonizing the Haunted Mutton's theme song, "Vile Villain Vermin!"
Be sure to come back during Yom Kippur for the Haunted Mutton Atonementday overlay!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with Lilo fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive drooling or skin, lycanthropic, lung, or back problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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