The Haunted Mormon attraction, April 18, 1964, 1:16 a.m.
Prepared to be haunted as you force the kids on the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your nightmare begins in the painting room where you will examine the rotting remains of your Ghost Most. After that, board a Shellbuggie to tour the rest of the mormon, including the corridor of growels, light-sensitive paintings, and infested ballroom. Watch out for psychic head Floating Getouta, the cake-cutting psychopath, and a cemetery full of phantoms crooning the Haunted Mormon's theme song, "Poor Petty Poltergeists!"
Be sure to come back during Kwanzaa and see the awesome Haunted Mormon Kwanzaaday overlay!