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The Haunted Mission attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista
August 24, 1981
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Prepared to be tickled as you enter the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your nightmare begins in the scrim-ceiling room where you will find your Ghost Repost. After that, board a Roombuggie to tour the rest of the mission, including the corridor of demons, self-holding candle, and beach ballroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Lady Headfloata, the permanent psychopath, and a back yard full of specters murdering the Haunted Mission's theme song, "Cool Crooning Corpses!"
Be sure to come back during Father's Day and see the delightful Haunted Mission Daddyday overlay!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or hip, inner ear, viral, immunological, chin, or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from August 1 until something like September 29.
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