Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Haunted Mission attraction, laterally walking in the afternoon sunlight
November 8, 1977
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Prepared to be exorcised as you explore the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your frightfest begins in the elongating room where you will be hung up on by the Ghost Roast. After that, board a Doomopede to tour the rest of the mission, including the delusion of doors, self-holding candle, and grand musicroom. Watch out for psychic head Mistress Encoda, the haunted psychopath, and a graveyard full of weirdos harmonizing the Haunted Mission's theme song, "Hitchhiking Haunts!"
Be sure to come back during April Fools' Day and see the awesome Haunted Mission Foolsday overlay!
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you find skiing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, immunological, or social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
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